Why Did the Rooster Cross the Road?

To get to the other side, of course! I always thought this was a just bad joke with no basis in reality until the scrawny little rooster that lives down the street on the other side of the road appeared at our fence, attracting the attention of our dear Mother Clucker. Marty Poopins didn’t like that at all. Fortunately, my husband was able to get him back in the run before he jumped the fence. We don’t want him to figure out he can go beyond the fence. I do want to march down the street and proudly tell the person it’s best to keep their rooster cooped up because we have a very large and handsome rooster who would no doubt win the fight.
Here’s the only joke I’ve ever made up: Why did the tree cross the road? To find its roots!

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