The cops tried their best but couldn’t get a peep out of the perp…
Then they tried to get his collaborators to talk, but they were too chicken.
The poor chick had no chance because he’d been cooped up in a hen-pecked household, and his parents could barely scratch up enough chicken feed for their feathered family.
He wasn’t a good egg.
Brenda Salveson contacted me to say she took the clever photo. Thank you, Brenda! I’m to blame for the tag lines.